Useless Origami Pigeon
Mart found this – fucking stupid.
I got all excited Microsoft had finally done me a pigeon version of their Origami mobile device – but no – a fucking stupid mess of screwed up paper that looks nothing like a pigeon. Not even slightly. Apart from the obvious blue error, check out the feet. Fuck's sake.
He pissed himself. I didn't. Now he's in the corner trying to make one. Twat.
Course, if he ever finishes it – unlikely as folding paper's a challenge for any pigeon, esp Mart – I'll take a pic and post it.
Anyone else out there fancy giving it a go? Send me a pic and win yourself a Brian Pigeon mug…
Course, make one that doubles up as a mobile device, and I'll throw in the thong!