Friday Fun For Pigeons – ‘Shit or Miss’
Ok – Mart’s getting bored with this whole ‘shall I go to LA’ thing, so prob off to Hoxton later for a spot of poetry with my poetry pals – not done that for a couple of weeks. Told Mart he could come too – so long as he makes an effort.
Also promised Mart a game of ‘Shit or Miss’. Am guessing you’ve never heard of it, so here’s how it works:
You fly along a big road – like the A4 – and shit on cars. Different colour cars get different scores. Hit the roof and it’s a max, hit the windscreen and you get a bit less, hit the drivers side, and it’s a bit more, and so on. If the traffic is jammed, you get points knocked off for missing.
As you know, shitting on command is tricky, so scoring points in ‘Shit or Miss’ requires skill.
Here’s some examples:
This get’s double max points – it’s red AND a sports car – even more if the roof’s down and you hit the back seat – fucking hard to do.
Lowest points – big, white and a piece of piss to shit on.
Fucking cool game, and very, very funny.