Penguin News – ‘Find me a shag!’

Not that I’m into running a dating service for birds or anything but, being a pigeon, I felt a bit responsible when I saw this. Thought I’d post it just in case there are any blogging penguins out there. Ya never know. Not sure how good the wireless is in your average zoo…?

So – here’s Pugwash:

A baby South African Blackfoot penguin

He’s a 12 year old South African Blackfoot Penguin who’d started to watch the other penguins going at it after his bird of 8 years, Cherry, died. Bless him. Anyway, look’s like the other penguins complained about him perving them up, and now the Zoo are on the hunt for a new ‘Cherry’.

To make matters worse, Pugwash said in a statement: “No-one will ever take my Cherry’s place.” Unfortunately, when it hit the front page of ‘Penguin News’, there was a misprint. It read: “No-one will ever take my Cherry“.

Such a shame. Could have been some real publicity for him. Now, unless you read the article, Pugwash just sounds a little bit gay, especially when you chuck in the silver bangle. Poor fuck. Doesn’t stand a chance.

Any penguins out there fancy giving it a go? Let me know in the comments.

In the meantime, Pugwash, keep your pecker up. Sorry mate – couldn’t resist it.

March 23, 2006. Uncategorized.

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