Pigeons Eye View – some bird news
This shits me up. A massive great bird ‘o prey chasing one very scared pigeon. Just look at the fear in the eye. Poor fuck. Seems this is a real problem for racers according to the Royal Pigeon Racing Association – I’m guessing this is a royal association for racing pigeons and not an association for royal pigeons who race – far as I know there aren’t any – apart from in Belgium. The problem’s so bad they might delay the start of the racing season. Meant to be this weekend.
This’ll come as a shock to ‘King Richard III’ – below – the arrogant fuck who stole my Linda.
This is how he likes to be carried on race days. Twat. I call him ‘Dicky The Turd’ really loud. Makes me laugh.
The RPRA did come up with one bit of useful info though – don’t stray when you’re racing. Nice one. We’re flying in fucking mid air – out in the open – in full view – and you’re saying ‘don’t stray’ – like it’s not gonna see us if we hang a left?
Anyway – might send Richard this. The Telegraph in Scotland says racers had better watch out coz they’re top of the ‘bird-flu-must-kill’ list. Mind you – it might make any upcoming pigeon ‘fanciers’ think again, which can only be a good thing.
Talking racers – well, chickens – looks like Orkney got the all clear.
A bunch of them snuffed it and they thought it was bird flu blah blah blah. Word on the street is: ‘mass suicide’ and they all met in chatrooms. Fucking joke. Have you ever come across a chicken in a chat room? They probably just got bored. I would if I lived in Orkney.