Pigeons Eye View – some bird news

This shits me up. A massive great bird ‘o prey chasing one very scared pigeon. Just look at the fear in the eye. Poor fuck. Seems this is a real problem for racers according to the Royal Pigeon Racing Association – I’m guessing this is a royal association for racing pigeons and not an association for royal pigeons who race – far as I know there aren’t any – apart from in Belgium. The problem’s so bad they might delay the start of the racing season. Meant to be this weekend.

This’ll come as a shock to ‘King Richard III’ – below – the arrogant fuck who stole my Linda.

This is how he likes to be carried on race days. Twat. I call him ‘Dicky The Turd’ really loud. Makes me laugh.
The RPRA did come up with one bit of useful info though – don’t stray when you’re racing. Nice one. We’re flying in fucking mid air – out in the open – in full view – and you’re saying ‘don’t stray’ – like it’s not gonna see us if we hang a left?

Anyway – might send Richard this. The Telegraph in Scotland says racers had better watch out coz they’re top of the ‘bird-flu-must-kill’ list. Mind you – it might make any upcoming pigeon ‘fanciers’ think again, which can only be a good thing.

Talking racers – well, chickens – looks like Orkney got the all clear.

A bunch of them snuffed it and they thought it was bird flu blah blah blah. Word on the street is: ‘mass suicide’ and they all met in chatrooms. Fucking joke. Have you ever come across a chicken in a chat room? They probably just got bored. I would if I lived in Orkney.

March 22, 2006. Uncategorized.

13 Comments

  1. r.e.wolf replied:

    Dicky looks a bit… (trying to be nice) shall we say, mentally deficient? Dim?

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Ryan: Hi! Think you could be right. He just works out all the time. Probably on steroids.
    Your pal
    Sir B

  3. Fritz replied:

    It is in the best interest of all Pigeons to study the writings of a famous Luftwaffe Ace by the name of
    Erich Hartmann . He was notorious for coming out of the Sun and shooting your plane to bits. I think alot of the Hawks read his memoirs. Need to stay one step ahead of the bastards, I say.

  4. RoooRoooo replied:

    Hmm, he looks like a bloody snob to me. I agree that he probably doesn’t spend much time with thoughts. Sad, if you ask me…

  5. pigeonblog replied:

    Fritz: Fair point. Thanks for the tip off too. Will look him up and let the racers know (apart from Dicky the Turd of course!).
    Your pal
    Brian P

    RoooRoooo: He is fairly sad – also soooo dull. Don’t know what Linda sees in him. Guess it’s the fame thing. Maybe now I got this blog she’ll be interested? Here’s hoping!
    Your pal
    Bri P

  6. RoooRoooo replied:

    Women…qnd I’m sure he can’t even write his name…Like “Dicky the Turd” a lot by the way!

  7. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Thinking of giving Linda the poem treatment too. See where it gets me. Bet old ‘Dicky the T’ doesn’t do poetry!
    Your pal
    Bri P

  8. RoooRoooo replied:

    Let us know how it goes, we’re with you on that!

  9. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Cheers for the support, man! I’ll run it by you before I read it to her!
    Your pal
    Bri P

  10. racing pigeons birmingham replied:

    up the villa
    racing pigeons birmingham

  11. ian replied:

    i relly like pigeons

  12. ian replied:

    how can i get a raching pigeon

  13. pigeonblog replied:

    Ian – prob best not to comment when you’re pissed, mate.
    Glad you like pigeons though. Phew.

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