RSPB – Protection My Arse

ok -this sucks – sent the RSPB – the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds – the good news about my ‘Give Pigeons A Chance’ campaign – and got this response from a Mr Peters:

“Hello Brian,

Unfortunately, this would fall outside the remit of the RSPB because it
is a welfare and not a conservation issue. I would suggest trying one of
the online forums to promote this although I have to say that responses
are variable.

The RSPB works for a healthy environment rich in birds and other
wildlife. It depends on the support and generosity of others to make a
Outrageous! Wasn’t looking for a fucking knighthood or anything, just a little bit of interest would have been nice. Didn’t even get a thank you. Do they know how hard it is for a pigeon to do this campaigning shit? ‘A welfare and not a conservation issue’ – pardon my pigeon brain but, surely, if you don’t look after the welfare side of things, you’ll have nothing left to conserve! ‘The RSPB works towards a healthy environment’ – again, call me stupid, but I would have thought taking all our food away was pretty fucking unhealthy!

Clearly gonna be taking issue with this.

May even drop one on The Queen just to let her know her so called ‘society’ is slack as fuck.
In the meantime – if you haven’t signed up, do it now. 279 so far – cool.

March 21, 2006. Uncategorized.


  1. RoooRoooo replied:

    That’s one more signature with mine. I can’t believe you got that kind of response. What are these people thinking?

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Cool! I know – horrific. Chatted to a few pigeon mates this morning about it and everyone is beaksmacked.
    Your pal
    Brian P

  3. r.e.wolf replied:

    They wanted a donation, no doubt, as in cash.

  4. pigeonblog replied:

    Ryan: I’m sure they did – the only deposit they’ll get from me is one large white one!
    Your pal
    Sir B

  5. carol replied:

    I think you should all chill out!!!!You need a few Perigrine falcons to sort you out!!The RSPB are cool!for birds for people forever!

  6. pigeonblog replied:

    Carol: RSPB have their place – totally – just think they overlook us pigeons big time!
    Your pal
    Brian P

  7. Angus Macmillan replied:

    The RSPB don’t “protect” birds. The use the same principles against wildlif including birds as Hitler and his thugs did wit the Jews

  8. pigeonblog replied:

    Angus Macmillan: Totally, dude. Not a pigeon too are you?
    Your pal
    Bri P

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