Pale Male – Scary Stuff
My mate Fritz told me some scary shit that goes down in NYC – had to share it – Pale Male – we think we London pigeons have it tough:
Pale Male, beak ready for the kill, eye on a pigeon.
Jesus Christ. Pigeons over there must be shitting themselves – the ones that still live that is. For those who don’t know, this huge fucking hawk just turned up one day in NY, and moved in. Kid you not. A mr Lincoln who took all these pics even snapped it munching some poor fucking pigeon. Gross, disturbing and totally unnecessary.
This is another pic he took of a pigeon clearly bricking it.
A pigeon, bricking it.
So – this got me thinking… Mayors Bloomberg and Livingstone must be in this together – they even look a bit the same – odd. Reckon the London Hawk – think he’s called Eric – and this ‘Pale Male’ could be related, or at least in touch. Probably got their own little fuckin’ hawky Origamis all paid for so they can share kill stories.
Thank fuck I’m Soho based – gonna get on this one straight away.
For a while it looked like NY people got it sorted and kicked ’em out. Sadly I found this – fuckers – looks like they’re alive and killing – so says the New York Post. Worse than that – they’re breeding. Worrying times.
Anyone know any different, let me know in the comments. Or, even better, any pigeons living in NY who survived an attack, I’d love to hear from you – looks like we London lot need all the help we can get.
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