Shame there were no tomatoes
Ok – went to the NW9 allotments – fucking miles in the freezing cold – flying like twats and, guess what: no fucking tomatoes! Not one. Out of season. Nothing but a bunch of twigs. Mart can be such a knob sometimes. So kebabs it is till summer kicks in. Bring it on!
Anyway – finally managed to kick Norm off the PC – tbh I flew in, dropped a few feathers and set his allergy off – sneezing like a mentalist. Drastic measures.
Didn't post this before coz the WordPress servers were fucked yesterday. Anyone else have trouble or was it just me? Let me know in the comments. Sorry to any Boing Boingers that came but that's the trouble with free hosting. Not complaining or anything but I'm a pigeon for fuck's sake – dedicated servers are out of the question – for now. Got an 'in' with a pigeon pal lives on their roof – may be able to do something like shit on their data centre…?