The Horny Pigeons of Chiswick

Hilarious – Mart and I winged it to Chiswick this morning – coz we could. Chiswick is a kinda leafy green bit of London. Nice on a Sunday. Anyway – got there and it was like some kinda pigeon porn flick. Never seen so many horny birds getting it on.

Check it out:

Scared naked birds being chased all over the place.

Bit like ‘dogging’ – but for pigeons.

Fancied a bit myself tbh – didn’t really know the etiquette. Waited around but nobody asked me to join in. Shame. Mart just looked confused.

Chiswick is clearly the place to go on a Sunday if you fancy some serious outdoor sex action. Bring it on.

March 12, 2006. Uncategorized.

15 Comments

  1. Ryan replied:

    Hey, I had some of your friends attack a friend of mine. I think they were part of an Italian mob of pigeons. I posted about it on my site a couple years ago, Check it out if you are interested.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Ryan: Jesus. You got off lightly. The Venice Pigeon Massiviosa – VPM – they’re hardcore. You’re right too – they’ve got serious Mafia connections. Would love to help but could be risky.
    Your pal
    Brian P

  3. pigeonblog replied:

    Ryan: I’d love to stick your pic on my blog. Can I? I think the Italian mafia pigeon thing is deffo worth highlighting!
    Your pal
    Brian P

  4. Anonymous replied:

    have a word with ya selfs

  5. clive replied:

    have a word with ya selfs

  6. pigeonblog replied:

    Anon & Clive: Are you spam?!
    Your pal Bri P

  7. Bambi replied:

    Please dont desecrate Chiswick with filth,its possible they are Hammersmith Pigeon’s,or worse yet Trafalgians.
    Chiswick is or was in the 1950’s the home of ”Good Girls”

  8. Bambi replied:

    To one of the good girls,a bit late sorry,HAPPY BIRTHDAY SYLVIA

  9. Alfred replied:

    Not sure I agree that it’s the place to go on a Sunday. I went there one particularly warm Sunday and boy did it stink. The smell was unbearable. What was that all about?

  10. pigeonblog replied:

    Bambi: True. They could be Hammersmith dudes. Or maybe they’ve come up from Richmond – way too posh down there to get away with it… Happy Birthday Sylvia – Bambi – are you one of the good girls?
    Your pal Brian P

    Alfred: Jesus. Don’t know what that one’s about at all. Maybe it was the stench of just too many over excited shagging pigeons?!
    Your pal Bri P

  11. Bambi replied:

    suggest you change your aftershave ALFRED,Chiswick is a sweet smelling place,next time try a walk in Chiswick House,where the weeping willows gently brush the lake as lovers whisper sweet nothings

  12. pigeonblog replied:

    Bambi: Love the idea of the weeping willows in Chiswick House – nightmare for the pigeon tho – nothing to hang onto!
    Your pal Bri P

  13. luke replied:

    u are all pigeon shaggers haha

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