Moving Day – in the rain

Jesus Christ, moving is a pain in the arse, especially when it’s pissing down. Might consider a re-build if it carries on. Can’t be arsed to carry loads of fucking twigs half way across London. Just can’t. Mind you, I have got some quality twigs, especially the polished birch. I’ll see how I feel. Spent the morning visiting pals for a quick goodbye before heading up West to a whole new life, and one big slice of the action pie. Decided on this place yesterday. Got the nuts nesting potential:

This is how Mart described it: ‘A very spacious property exterior featuring splendid south facing window sills offering a sunny aspect. With stylish and modern orange frontage, the property is ideally located for the restaurants, bins and throwaways of the West End. 2 single nest spaces with room to expand. Freehold. Asking Price: Help yourself’

Pissed myself. We also reckon ‘Bistro1’ underneath us, being a cheap Med restaurant, probably chucks out a load of grissini, fallafel, and fishy pasta bits every night. If we’re on top of it, we get first dibs.


So we said goodbye to Hayes, and this is why.

Hayes High Street = total shithole:

Smell my Soho facing feathery butt!

Bring it on.

March 7, 2006. Uncategorized.


  1. mylifeinporn replied:

    Sorry to see you go Brian, best of British with the move though, and I hope Soho is a better place for you. You will be missed.

    Being a Hayes regular, i\’d have personally taken a pic of the pissed-up tramps that love sleeping and pissing on all the high street benches. Before you go can you also drop a huge and pungent pigeon shit froma a great height on that annoying work-shy tramp that begs outside Argos.

    Bon voyage,

  2. r.e.wolf replied:

    Congrats on the new digs! Looks like you picked a good spot.

  3. pigeonblog replied:

    Mylifeinporn: I’ll do me best! Thanks for the well wishes.
    Yours Brian

    Ryan: I did – thanks! Lookin’ forward to makin the most of it!
    Your pal Brian

  4. Fritz replied:

    You know lately I’ve begun to notice pidgies in the news rather often..just found this today

  5. Gimpel replied:

    Hey – I made it!
    Check me out hitting the big time, thanks to a mate of mine living outside Saatchi’s.
    got paid bugger all though.

  6. pigeonblog replied:

    Fritz: Thanks for this. To be honest the more I find out about them, the more stupid I think humans are! What did they expect if they make a statue out of bread…?!
    Yours Brian P

    Gimpel: Main man! Respect! That so rocks. Must’ve been hard shitting to order like that too… Tell you what, as soon as this gets out there you’ll be swamped. Must tell Doug – he’ll be well jealous.

  7. London Here We Come! | Pigeon Blog replied:

    […] This was what I wrote about our move day on March 7th 2006, which was pretty much when I first started Pigeon Blog. […]

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