Midge – The Drug Sniffing Half Dog
ok – so I’m not exactly a huge fan of canines but seeing as I’m one of the only non humans into this blog thing – probably not for long tho – thought I’d report all non human stuff and not just pigeon stuff. Especially shit like this that made me piss myself. Humans are fucking weird, man. The more I look into it – the weirder they get. Especially in Ohio…
“Geauga County’s Sheriff Department plans to train Midge as the smallest drug-sniffing dog in Ohio.”
You’ve got to be fucking kidding! It’s barely a dog and it’s gonna be a drug sniffer. Jesus Christ – it’ll be off its tits in a snort. One small bag of charlie and it’s dead! Plus looks like fame’s gone to it’s head – or maybe it’s hooked already? It’s given up walking and gets carried around my some poor dopey fuck dog called Brutus!
And what makes it triple weird is what the mentalist humans are saying:
“One officer says, “She watches everybody comes in the room. Her ears perk up and she watches who’s coming in.”
Hate to point this out but don’t all fucking dogs do this…?
“She is cute,” Geauga Sheriff Dan McClelland said. “She is little. She’s very friendly. She likes people a lot.”
er… I would have thought not the fucking point at all when hunting down drug barons…
Mind you – it’ll probably be forced to retire in 6 months when it’s tripping so bad it thinks it’s a squirrel. Watch this space.