Jade Goody

George Bush

George: “Yo, Swan… buddy… dude… fancy being my best pal? Huh?”

Swan: “Er… no thanks. I’d rather eat my own head.”

George: “Ok guys… hey, you guys… you look fun. We could have fun together, and be pals… whaddya say…?”

George: “Hey… guys… wait up…!”

Tony Blair.

Gordon Brown - but a but thinner.

Britney Spears