Brian Pigeon Reporting For The Time Out Blog
Kid you not. The mighty Time Out blog got in touch and asked if I wanted to do something for them. Based on the fact London is already awash with pigeons arriving for the Pigeon Olympics 2012, and the pigeon Olympics is the biggest sporting event in every pigeon’s calendar, I reckoned it should be what’s going on in London this week for the visiting pigeon, if it ever stops raining that is. Jesus. Will it ever stop? We even agreed to put the opening ceremony back to Friday July 27th. Surely the sun will be shining by then? No fucker would turn up if we did it when it’s like this. I’m actually thinking of moving under Westminster Bridge. Never fancied bridge living till now, but I really have had a gut full of soggy ledges.
Nice one Time Out!