Having sent me the pic below, Annie Mole just sent me this.
I take it all back.
Malibu is clearly not the place to be at all.
Frankly, it looks terrifying.
This was what was waiting at the end of the pier:
Would’ve shat myself, and some.
Here – have the food. Have all of it. Camp as fuck though you might be, help yourself, Sir. Please. Tuck in!
Got sent this from the mighty Annie Mole. Cheers, Annie!
He said his name was Stan. Malibu Stan, and he lives in Malibu.
Check him out hanging in the hot rays.
Get me to Malibu!
Just done a bit of looking up my back end, as you do, only to discover that number six in the most searched for terms resulting in people landing on PB is ‘Dogs wearing high heels’. WTF? Not sure I’ve ever mentioned dogs in high heels, and if I did, it must have been when pissed. Dogs in high heels? Eh? The scariest shit is the fact that you people actually type this into a search in the first place. Jesus.
Okay, apart from this freak clearly up for a bit of high-heeled action, how many dogs do you know are out there sniffing out the stilleto?
Just one word to say about this little beauty strutting her stuff:
Check this out. This was the UK last week. Not taken my me, I hasten to add. Flying that high would clearly be massively life threatening and not to be advised under any circumstances:
Needless to say, broken beaks are becoming commonplace as we struggle to tuck into frozen leftovers. Some have even taken to eating grit, either accidentally or on purpose, not that there’s much of that left either. So – the picture is grim. I’ve hardly been out. Can’t be arsed to deal with the wing freeze. If only UGG could get its shit together and produce some booties for us pigeons. Now that would rock, and make for a far nicer (and safer) landing experience. Something like this, maybe, but smaller?
In the meantime, a pal sent me this. Richmond in the snow:
Nice. Soon as I can face the wind chill, I’ll be there.
Got sent this from Ahmed in Jaipur. Nice one.
He says ‘Happy New Year to pigeons around the worlds.’