A New Game: WTF?

Me and Mart came up with a top new game yesterday, mainly out of boredom. It’s called ‘What the fuck is that?’, or ‘WTF?’ for short.

It’s all about guessing the derivation of potential food found on either the pavement, or the road. Recognising what is and isn’t edible can often be a challenge, so I’m hoping that, as well as being fun, our findings might also act as a useful tool in the prevention of stomach upset.

Thankfully, some things we come across are easily identifiable, like an elastic band for example:

Or a cigarette butt, particularly one that’s still alight:

Could be painful.

This, on the other hand – What the fuck?:

It looks like it might have been fruit which, if fruit isn’t your thing, as is the case with most of us, it should be avoided. What gives it away is the small piece of reddened skin top left. However, we were thrown slightly by the chunk on the right. A piece of cake possibly…? As it was so close to the skin piece, we concluded it must be all apple, and walked away.

So, the plan is this: I’m going to take pics whenever I see a random piece of shit, and see if anyone out there can guess what it was. Bring it on.

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