Kung Fu Squirrel In Training
This week, I returned to the same spot in St James’s Park where I saw the walking squirrel – see post below, and found this guy. Not sure if it was the same one. Hard to tell, but it was clearly a squirrel fully immersed in some serious training programme.
Check these out. Be warned, you may find some of the images disturbing.
One minute, a perfectly innocent shiny-eyed puffy looking squirrel out enjoying a peaceful nut in the sunshine:
The next, a testosterone fueled killing machine. Take this:
And this:
And this:
Don’t tell me that’s not a kung fu move.
Charles Pigeon mentioned motivational posters to get Operation Stop The Squirrel off the ground. Great idea. How about using these as the pics?
Tag line: ‘Think you know the squirrel? Think again’.
or, simply:
‘Be afraid. Be very afraid’.
Anyone got anything better, let me know in the comments.
Johnsonio replied:
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? And why do we think tigers and dragons are in hiding? Because they’re scared of the frigging squirrels!
March 27, 2009 at 2:03 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Johnsonio: Who isn’t? Even the pelicans are keeping a low profile these days.
Your pal
Bri
March 27, 2009 at 6:27 pm. Permalink.
RooooRooo replied:
Hmm, looks more like epilepsy to me. Or maybe he’s just rolling on the floor because his mother denied it yet another nut (probably thinking it would be canibalism)?
March 27, 2009 at 6:59 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
RooooRooo: Perhaps… Maternal denial tho is a fair point and often the cause of kung fu tendencies!
Your pal
Bri
March 28, 2009 at 12:30 am. Permalink.
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