NYC National Pigeon Day…
Sorry – bit slack on the posting of this largely due to the fact I’ve been waiting to hear from Greg.
This is Greg:
Greg, as it turns out, is a bit of a lazy fuck. Not surprising really when you check the size of him. We think we’ve got obesity problems over here? Mental.
Last Friday was National Pigeon Day in New York and, seeing as hauling my arse over there was never going to happen, I managed to track down Greg who said he’d pull together a report for me. So he arranges to meet a bunch of mates on the Empire State Building to ‘kick the party off’, sends one of them down to check it out who then comes back saying it’s full of freaks, so they stay put. Useless. Anyway, if you want to read more about it, click on the link.
In the meantime, this is what Greg and pals got up to on National Pigeon Day:
Frankly, not one fuck of a lot. Jesus, those NYC pigeons sure know how to rock the big one. I’ve had better parties in my sleep.
James Whatley replied:
Oh so you’ve been in NYC!
Missed your droppings of late…
June 19, 2008 at 7:50 pm. Permalink.
Pigeon Blog replied:
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June 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
James Whatley (dude): Not me mate. Jet lag’s a right fag. Promise to drop more though. Hope life’s treating you fine.
Your pal
Bri
June 20, 2008 at 1:49 pm. Permalink.
Fuck Off replied:
You must be complete and utter cunt to have made it to
http://www.grumpycunt.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?p=133092&sid=38b8ba591598c9484a3b914a65e665cc#133092
June 20, 2008 at 2:26 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Fuck Off: A compliment indeed. Splendid.
Your pal
Brian Pigeon
June 20, 2008 at 3:25 pm. Permalink.
Pigeon Rachel replied:
Wow, imagine the swoop off that ledge? Jump fatboy, I want to hear you break the sound barrier.
June 21, 2008 at 9:58 am. Permalink.
Brig replied:
Jet lag? Melatonin.
June 21, 2008 at 2:36 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Pigeon Rachel: Just imagine the carnage though when he hits the deck. Jesus.
Your pal
Bri
Brig: Melatonin sounds good. Does it come in liquid form?
Your pal
Bri P
June 21, 2008 at 3:14 pm. Permalink.
Pigeon Rachel replied:
Yeah Bri, a bloody big hole. Ground -4.
June 21, 2008 at 3:24 pm. Permalink.
Annie Mole replied:
Brian you never know that could have been fairly early in the morning and those NYC pigeons could have been coming down from an all-nighter – although by looking at the size of them, that’s probably unlikely.
June 22, 2008 at 9:53 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Annie Mole: Exactly. Only all-nighters these dudes know about is outside Krispy Kreme.
Your pal
Bri
June 22, 2008 at 10:00 pm. Permalink.
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September 17, 2008 at 1:49 pm. Permalink.