Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeak of the Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Not done one of these in ages but figured this total and utter freak deserved a right posting:
It’s called an ‘Oriental Frill’ and comes complete with poncey feathered leg warmers.
Hilariously, not only does it appear to be minus beak, it’s also totally clueless when it comes to existing in the outside world and will carry on walking in whatever direction you point it in till either you tell it to stop, or it hits a wall.
Now if that’s not deserving of a Freeeeeeak of the Weeeeeeeeek award, I don’t know what is.
ZK replied:
http://www.london.thewayweseeit.org/index.php?full=1&au=84&lo=170&iid=3562&page=slide
I saw this on a website and thought you would appreciate it.
June 6, 2008 at 9:54 am. Permalink.
Pigeon Rachel replied:
Gary Glitter?
June 6, 2008 at 12:17 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
ZK: That’s a great picture. Cheers for the link!
Your pal
Bri
Pigeon Rachel: If by that you mean the freak should be locked up forever, then I’m with you all the way!
Your pal
Bri P
June 6, 2008 at 4:29 pm. Permalink.
RoooRoooo replied:
Aahh, the joy of yet another Freak of the week!
I particularly love the hairy – sorry, feathery – legs. Just feel like it’s the perfect starting point for being a freak, y’know?
By the way, his face clearly looks like an arse. Are you sure we are looking at its head really?
June 6, 2008 at 7:14 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
RoooRoooo: Good to hear from you, pal. ‘Head like an arse’- like it. Sounds like a good pre-qualifier for a position on the Freeeeeak of the Weeeeek league table, don’t you think?
Your pal
Bri
June 6, 2008 at 11:47 pm. Permalink.
PurplePigeon replied:
Dear me! Why is the common result of all this inbreeding an non-existant beak?? How do they eat?? Its like some kind of pigeon/budgie love child….i bet his brother is bright green.
June 7, 2008 at 8:50 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
PurplePigeon: Pigeon/budgie love child – spot on! Maybe he was trying to make up for the lack of beak with the leg warmers…? Someone should tell him the 80s look is so not the new black.
Your pal
Bri
June 7, 2008 at 6:20 pm. Permalink.
RoooRoooo replied:
Love the idea of a FOTW league table!
Green pigeon.. I fancy the idea. That would be some freak…
June 8, 2008 at 8:28 pm. Permalink.
Sigg3 replied:
I like the colours, but I can’t really see it surviving the streets of London.
June 9, 2008 at 12:48 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
RoooRoooo: I’ll get working on the league table. In the meantime, if you ever spot a greenie, do let me know…
Your pal
Bri
Sigg3: Love to see it try. Got a feeling the lack of beak my be a slight hindrance?
Your pal
Bri
June 9, 2008 at 6:29 pm. Permalink.