Apologies for the slackness on the posting front - this is mainly due to the slackness on the ‘L’ front. Jesus. She’s never fucking there. Night after night I’ve rocked up to a lights off empty pad. I was gonna suggest some kind of a Google diary share arrangement till I realised my days are pretty random and I find planning ahead a bit of a mare. Also, the only way I could access it is at ‘L’s, so totally pointless really. Maybe I’ll move to one of the handy local ledges out back? Pretty hidden, well sheltered and plenty to choose from. Also gets me away from the occasional random mobbing. Food for thought.

Anyway, talking ledges, I thought I’d pick up again on the ‘Brian Pigeon’s Guide to London’s Best Ledges’. Not done one for a while.

Ok, so this isn’t so much a ledge as it is a step. Fuck me though, it’s a new step. One giant spanking new step. A step so shiny and new that no-one’s so much as shat on it, till now. When do you ever get to prance about on a new step in London? Not ever, but here’s Mike lording it about with freaky orange jacket lady clearly looking on in envy wishing she too could touch the stone:

No chance, love. He also managed to lamp a large one just after I took this. Fair play.

The new steps I’m on about are the new steps at St Martin’s in The Fields church on Trafalgar Square.

If you wanna check out some more top London ledges - click here.