Next Week’s Potential Posting Issues
Ok – so no sooner do I manage to find myself a cozy set up on the posting front, ‘L’ tells me she’s fucking off the Mexico for a week. Jesus. Life is just one big hiccup at the moment.
What this means though is that next week may be a bit like flying to the Outer Hebrides when it comes to getting online. Wonder what Al’s up to these days? Al’s a dude in Slough who let me use his cyber caff for a while, back in the day.
Talking of Scottish shit – check this out. A few of you sent it to me. It’s a story that appeared on Popbitch:
“In Scotland, 58 year-old David Bachelor has been feeding the pigeons wearing only a thong. A back-to-front thong. The sheriff fined him £150 and blamed it on alcohol. Bachelor said it wasn’t a sexual thing, “I was just feeding the birds and if I was wanting to do that I would just go down town and get a whore”.
‘Wasn’t a sexual thing’? Yeah, right. Told you pigeon fancying was a well dodgy pastime for freaks. Any of you out there who are even slightly tempted to follow in David’s footsteps, at least make it a Brian Pigeon protest thong.
Looks like the weather’s on the turn too, which rocks.
Out and about earlier with Mart, and caught these grumpy fucks soaking it up in Hyde Park:
Totally gave us the blank, till Mart decided he’d had enough and shat on one of them.
Got a spot on direct hit right in the middle of the forehead, and he only went and hit the deck. Pissed myself. Spluttering all over the place he was.
Now this is something I don’t get at all – it’s a sign I saw in Acton:
What the fuck?
Right – that’s it. ‘L’ is back in a week so you’re gonna have to bear me on the posting front. Sorry.