Bob – The Most Boring Pigeon In The World
This is a picture of Bob. Bob is without doubt the dullest pigeon in the world. I have never heard him say one single thing that is of interest to anyone. Not one thing.
This is typical of what life is like for Bob:
Bob: “Hi – I’d like to…”
Ducks: “Shit. It’s Bob. Duck. Pretend we haven’t seen him.”
Bob: “I wanted to talk to you about the exothermic reaction of the internal combustion engine when used in a gas turbine.”
Ducks: “Stay down. Whatever it takes. Breathe through your arse if you have to.”
Thing is, I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a twat.
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Suz. replied:
I might be as dull as Bob, but I like him. He is well educated.
Suz.
January 29, 2008 at 9:45 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Saint Suz: And what makes you think that? I’m not sure reading some book on combustion engines makes you intelligent, does it?
Your pal
Bri
January 30, 2008 at 11:12 pm. Permalink.
RoooRoooo replied:
Weeell… if you include gas turbines, you know…
January 31, 2008 at 7:13 pm. Permalink.
Suz. replied:
Well, it could help yes :p I have to admit I don’t love to read about gas turbines. But I am a librarian and books are still usefull in this WWW world. And if Bob likes it, I believe in “Vivre et laisser vivre”… Cheers Brian Pigeon… Tigeon says Hi! too 🙂
Suz.
February 1, 2008 at 11:06 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
RoooRoooo: Tractors on the other hand…
Your pal
Bri
Saint Suz: Fair point. Still think he needs to lighten up tho.
Your pal
Bri P
February 1, 2008 at 10:51 pm. Permalink.
RoooRoooo replied:
Bri – reminds me of one Texan song: “She thinks my tractor is sexy”. Bob might like it…
February 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm. Permalink.
Sigg3 replied:
Brilliant picture!
I feel like Bob sometimes. We don’t need your sympathy.
February 5, 2008 at 1:49 pm. Permalink.
Annie Mole replied:
Genius post – Although I feel a bit sorry for Bob too – he’s probably only trying to educate the ducks.
February 20, 2008 at 5:47 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Annie Mole: Cheers! Nah – ducks actually know more about combustion engines than Bob will ever know.
Your pal
Bri
February 20, 2008 at 8:47 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
RoooRoooo & Sigg3: How crap of me – just noticed your comments! Jesus±!
RoooRoooo: Love to hear it if you’ve got it? Mail me the MP3?
Your pal
Bri
Sigg3: Really? You know about combustion engines too? Am I the only one who doesn’t?
Your pal
Bri
February 20, 2008 at 8:49 pm. Permalink.