Bob – The Most Boring Pigeon In The World

This is a picture of Bob. Bob is without doubt the dullest pigeon in the world. I have never heard him say one single thing that is of interest to anyone. Not one thing.

This is typical of what life is like for Bob:

Bob: “Hi – I’d like to…”

Ducks: “Shit. It’s Bob. Duck. Pretend we haven’t seen him.”

Bob: “I wanted to talk to you about the exothermic reaction of the internal combustion engine when used in a gas turbine.”

Ducks: “Stay down. Whatever it takes. Breathe through your arse if you have to.”

Thing is, I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a twat.

January 27, 2008. Uncategorized.

10 Comments

  1. Suz. replied:

    I might be as dull as Bob, but I like him. He is well educated.

    Suz.

  2. pigeonblog replied:

    Saint Suz: And what makes you think that? I’m not sure reading some book on combustion engines makes you intelligent, does it?
    Your pal
    Bri

  3. RoooRoooo replied:

    Weeell… if you include gas turbines, you know…

  4. Suz. replied:

    Well, it could help yes :p I have to admit I don’t love to read about gas turbines. But I am a librarian and books are still usefull in this WWW world. And if Bob likes it, I believe in “Vivre et laisser vivre”… Cheers Brian Pigeon… Tigeon says Hi! too :)

    Suz.

  5. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo: Tractors on the other hand…
    Your pal
    Bri

    Saint Suz: Fair point. Still think he needs to lighten up tho.
    Your pal
    Bri P

  6. RoooRoooo replied:

    Bri – reminds me of one Texan song: “She thinks my tractor is sexy”. Bob might like it…

  7. Sigg3 replied:

    Brilliant picture!
    I feel like Bob sometimes. We don’t need your sympathy.

  8. Annie Mole replied:

    Genius post – Although I feel a bit sorry for Bob too – he’s probably only trying to educate the ducks.

  9. pigeonblog replied:

    Annie Mole: Cheers! Nah – ducks actually know more about combustion engines than Bob will ever know.
    Your pal
    Bri

  10. pigeonblog replied:

    RoooRoooo & Sigg3: How crap of me – just noticed your comments! Jesus±!

    RoooRoooo: Love to hear it if you’ve got it? Mail me the MP3?
    Your pal
    Bri

    Sigg3: Really? You know about combustion engines too? Am I the only one who doesn’t?
    Your pal
    Bri

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