Bob – The Most Boring Pigeon In The World
This is a picture of Bob. Bob is without doubt the dullest pigeon in the world. I have never heard him say one single thing that is of interest to anyone. Not one thing.
This is typical of what life is like for Bob:
Bob: “Hi – I’d like to…”
Ducks: “Shit. It’s Bob. Duck. Pretend we haven’t seen him.”
Bob: “I wanted to talk to you about the exothermic reaction of the internal combustion engine when used in a gas turbine.”
Ducks: “Stay down. Whatever it takes. Breathe through your arse if you have to.”
Thing is, I’d feel sorry for him if he wasn’t such a twat.