Spam I Like
Keep getting spammed – fucking funny:
This is the UPS Group Company.
To expand our business we need new employees.
We offer the following vacancies
Fucks sake. Hilarious. Reckon I should go for it. Pitch up – maybe drag a few mates along?
"Yes, I realise I'm a pigeon – but I'm looking for a fresh challenge and the area of Correspondence Assisting interests me greatly…".
Presume that just means sticking stamps on envelopes? Maybe I can suggest expanding the role, cutting out the middle man, and hiring me as a courier pigeon? Prob be loads quicker.
Shit – then again – maybe not. Never fancied myself as a nine to five kinda bird.