Saturday Afternoon Pigeon Porn

Swung by Trafalgar Square earlier pecking around for some fly-by recruits. Looks like everyone's still partying after we got the all clear. Check out these two. Fucking rude if you ask me. There were kids around and everything.

Him: "C'mon darlin'. You know you want it…"

Her: "No – really – I don't."

Him: "Go on – you're up for it really – I can tell. You're just lovin' the chase… Cooor…"
Her: "No, no – really – I'm not."

Him: "Go on – let me stick it in you. You're gagging for it…"

Her: "No – really – I'm so not – and you're a twat."

Him: "Here ya go – hey up – in… it…"

Her: "Fuck off. It's embarassing."

Him: "You want it really. I know you do. You love the pigeon… "

Fucking funny. He carried on for ages, chasing her around with her having none of it. Fair play. That kind of desperate sex chase never works. I should know! Poor dude ended up looking a right tit. Serves him right.

Found out later his name's Tony and he's just one horny fucking pigeon. At it non-stop apparently. He should check out the action in Chiswick!

April 29, 2006. Uncategorized.

10 Comments

  1. Fritz replied:

    Rock On Tony …Get some.. the world needs more Pigeons

    Yeehawww

  2. The Editor replied:

    hallo
    most people seem to despise pigeons. we have one here with a gammy leg that isabelle insisted on “rescuing” from the car park at Matalan. now its all grown up still with the impediment but flies well like a radio controlled model. We call him Donnie the darko pigeon because he shoiuld have been dead a while back

  3. Julia replied:

    Freeeeak of the weeeeek:

    And check out this Scouse pigeon with a bad perm!

  4. andre replied:

    Class – real class

  5. pigeonblog replied:

    Fritz: Apparently, and this is mad, but he gets it too!
    Your pal Bri

    The Editor: Lovely story! Cheers. Got any pics? Tbh tho – asking for trouble if you hang out at Matalan…
    Your pal Brian P

    Julia: These rock! The first one looks like a classic case of overeating to me… not from Texas is he? The second – LOL – so the gayest pigeon I’ve ever seen. Class 80’s perm. Love to have that just on the brow feathers…
    Your pal
    Bri P

    Andre: True – and, tbh, something we pigeons do well. Class that is, not shagging in public. Frankly we’re quite shit at that.
    Your pal Bri

  6. Dogsbody replied:

    Hello, it’s Tony the horny pigeon here. Can’t believe you captured my sexual frolics on camera, and I don’t remember signing a model release form – so I’d like a bag of the finest bird food as payment please.

    Btw, that sexy little bit o’ feather I was trying to shag was well up for a bit of action, she was just a bit shy and, frankly, she saw a load of pervs taking pics of her so she didn’t want an audience. I chased her round the back of some shop near Trafalgar Square and she was well game, gobbled me and everything – she loved the pigeon. ;o)

  7. jojo replied:

    i want to know what’s going on.

  8. pigeonblog replied:

    Dogsbody: Jesus. Sorry pal. Hope I didn’t shame you up in any way?
    Your pal
    Bri

    Jojo: Wouldn’t we all! Or are you a perv too?
    Your pal Brian Pigeon

  9. Wendy replied:

    I happened upon a couple of pigeons doing it doggystyle the other day. Upon realizing he was discovered, the male leapfrogged over the female and strutted around like nothing had happened. Funniest. Shit. EVER.

  10. pigeonblog replied:

    Wendy: Maybe he couldn’t get it up? Often happens in public…
    Your pal
    Bri

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