Bird News: Sex Change Chicken
Kid you not. Aptly named 'Freaky' starts life as a hen, like this:
Suddenly, she decides she wants to be a cock, and just starts crowing at dawn. Out of the blue. Fucking Jesus. She even grew a big old 'man glove' on her head and started drinking pints, apparently.
All the lady chickens stopped speaking to her. Guess they were a bit freaked out. Fair enough. Then, even worse – there she is crowing like a fella when a rumour starts flying around saying 'she wants a bit of cock' instead of 'she wants to be a cock' - this meant all the man chickens stopped speaking to her too. Terrified apparently. Nightmare.
Not sure how far he/she's gonna push it, but just shows that decisions like this should never be taken lightly. Any pigeons out there thinking of doing the same thing, think again.
Good luck with it all, Freaky – you fucking weirdo.