The Wonders of Google and A Shocking Post!
Just found out someone ended up here after typing ‘I hate pigeons’ into Google. What the fuck? Must have got a right shock. Not only does this blog love the pigeon, it’s by a pigeon!
So… thought I’d do the same to see what came up – found this horrific post:
I hate pigeons
It was done in 2004 by this bloke called David Barrett:
Two years have passed so I hoped he’d changed his mind/had some therapy?
Not a fucking chance. He’s only gone and done it again: I tell you what I want
He found a pigeon in his loft, and chucked it out.
This kind of attitude sucks. Bet he’s never even met a pigeon. Maybe he was shat on as a kid and never got over it?
David Barrett – this is war.
RoooRoooo replied:
uuuhhh….This one’s got a real problem…referring to you pigeons as ” Those filthy grey feathered flying rats”…not nice if you ask me. Did you write the guy – and tell him you pigeons are not going to be burnt alive as he fancies without resisiting?!
March 24, 2006 at 8:46 pm. Permalink.
David Barrett replied:
I didn’t find the animal yet… I know where it is, but I may need to remove part of either the gutter or wall to actually reach it.
Now if it is actually a pigeo, it’s going on fire.
March 25, 2006 at 4:48 am. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
RoooRoooo: I know. We get the rats with wings thing a lot – sucks. We’re totally different. And yeah – I left him a stiff comment but judging on the one he left here – he clearly doesn’t give a shit. I’m spreading the word in Ireland and tell you what, I wouldn’t want to mess with them paddy pigeons!
Your pal
Bri P
David Barrett: I’ve got the word out and we’re sending backup. Keep an eye open today – you’ll start seeing more and more of us. I’d advise that if this loft creature is in fact a pigeon as opposed to some drug induced halucination, let him go. You’ll be hunted for life if you don’t, and we pigeons are universal so don’t be thinking you’d be welcome in London, or Rome, or Belgium – or anywhere in fact.
Brian Pigeon
March 25, 2006 at 11:49 am. Permalink.
Steven Cassidy replied:
Here’s one I did a while back. I made a postcard of this poem laid over a picture of dead pigeon. I’d gladly send you copy for free as I hate those bastards with a vengeance.
‘Nemesis!’, I cried.
And the pigeon lay dead,
Down on the dogshit grass,
Still at last, grey and sparse,
A peace lies on the beak-ed face,
Death’s repose has given you grace,
I never knew you had.
But don’t get me wrong Le pigeon!
I stand not converted, but still in opposition to your creed,
A strange passing ambivalence,
If I had a steaming coffee I’d gladly share it with you,
You’re share,
All over,
Your..still…beak-ed…face!
March 25, 2006 at 12:35 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Mr Cassidy: This is the kind of racist stuff I’m talking about. Quite a good poem for a beginner but your attitude sucks! Think you should read some more about us and the good things we pigeons do. Maybe you were shat on as a kid too? And to stick it over a pic of a dead one is just plain sick.
Brian Pigeon
March 25, 2006 at 1:05 pm. Permalink.
Fritz replied:
mail him a DVD of “The Birds” that should be a wakeup call
March 25, 2006 at 4:31 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Fritz: Nice idea. Might just do that. For now though I got a good posse of Dublin pigeons going over to shit on his roof. Ha ha.
Your pal
Bri
March 25, 2006 at 4:56 pm. Permalink.
RoooRoooo replied:
Bury ‘em in shit? Like the sound of it…
March 25, 2006 at 6:51 pm. Permalink.
Sir Fluffalot replied:
HOW DARE HE! How dare he defile the glorious, profound word that is “pigeon!” Pigeons are love and peace and beauty, HE is a bad guy! Suck my deformed toes Mr. Barrett! Pigeons of the world unite!
Go Brian, give it socks!
March 25, 2006 at 8:37 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Sir F: You really got deformed toes? Sorry pal. Thanks for the pigeon solidarity,
Your pal
Brian Pigeon
RooRoooo: Good to have you on board, pal.
Yours
Bri P
March 26, 2006 at 12:21 am. Permalink.
David Barrett replied:
Me + pigeon = dead pigeon
March 26, 2006 at 1:17 am. Permalink.
David Barrett replied:
And yes, I have been shit upon and buzzed several times by pigeons. Fuckers.
March 26, 2006 at 12:25 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
David Barrett: Me + pigeons = lots of pigeons. Trouble is, the more you hate us, the more we hate you, the more shit you’ll get. You have been warned. Things might get nasty. Have you seen ‘The Birds’?
Brian P
March 26, 2006 at 1:19 pm. Permalink.
Kaet replied:
I got here by googling for “pigeons of the world unite”,
. It’s amazing what you find by goolging for the first thing that comes into your head.
August 2, 2006 at 10:30 pm. Permalink.
pigeonblog replied:
Kaet: ‘Pigeons of the world – unite’ Way to go!
Your pal Bri P
August 3, 2006 at 8:42 pm. Permalink.